Three things I love about this: (1) Somebody vouched it. (2) I had a glass of bourbon in my hand when I read it the first time. (3) It's written as if maybe

Three things I love about this: (1) Somebody vouched it. (2) I had a glass of bourbon in my hand when I read it the first time. (3) It's written as if maybe I'd continue to debate the data after the first paragraph. Well played!