"If I sprain my ankle While I'm robbing your place; If I hurt my knuckles When I punch you in the face... I'm gonna sue! Sue! Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do

"If I sprain my ankle While I'm robbing your place; If I hurt my knuckles When I punch you in the face... I'm gonna sue! Sue! Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do! Sue! Sue! I might even sue you!" —Weird Al Yankovic, "I'll Sue Ya"