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Two mushrooms walk into a bar. The bartender says "You can't come in here." They say "Oh C'mon we're fun guys!"

• rhdunn 7mo ago
  He looks at the religious statues in the corner and says "the last of your lot ended up destroying Angels!"
  • rhdunn 7mo ago
    For those who don't get the joke -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destroying_angel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destroying_angel (destroying angel mushroom)