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I like steak as much as the next guy but there's no way I'd eat the free "steak" offered to me by someone who owns an ICE facility.

• sebastiennight 7mo ago
  This just in: the facility just got bought by Soylent, LLC. They now offer smoothies as well as free steaks
  • red-iron-pine 7mo ago
    that sounds like misery. similar uses of nutraloaf have been ruled cruel and unusual punishment in the prison system
    • sebastiennight 7mo ago
      I was sarcastically making a combination of Soylent (the meal replacement company), and its inspiration, the fictional Soylent Green [0], which secretly made its food products from processed human bodies. [0]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green