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Please do not inquire about the location of the beef.

• hansvm 8mo ago
  The beef is in the fries actually -- well, beef substitute -- they have a wheat-derived beef flavoring used to make the fries taste richer. The jury is still out on whatever is between the burger buns.
• macintux 8mo ago
  I fear that reference may be too dated for this site's dominant demographics.
  • tclancy 8mo ago
    Agreed, but I had to let it leave the nest on its own. I am of a mind if I make one person laugh a lot it’s better than a polite twitter from the unwashed masses.