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I'm willing to fail as Intel's CEO for the low, low cost of $5m/year, and I can get it done in a year.
by bombcar 8mo ago
I'm willing to fail as Intel's CEO for the low, low cost of $5m/year, and I can get it done in a year.
- computomatic 8mo agoSorry, we’re only considering applicants with a proven track record of failing as CEO
- danillonunes 8mo agoCan't risk hiring an amateur and he accidently succeeded.
- fuzztester 8mo agoI've heard it's called falling, er, failing upwards.
- ryandrake 8mo agoI'll do it for $1m/year. Come on, shareholders, you could save a fortune.
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- philipallstar 8mo agoIf someone's actually willing to pay that for you, you should take the job. If no one is, then you are not even as good as Pat Gelsinger when he doesn't meet his objectives.
- HiPhish 8mo agoI'd do it for free, just for the lulz.