Where the definition of 'benchmarks' is actually slapping an OS, then proceeding to run the so called Phoronix Test Suite promptly followed by an apples to oran

Where the definition of 'benchmarks' is actually slapping an OS, then proceeding to run the so called Phoronix Test Suite promptly followed by an apples to oranges comparison... My favourites were the comparisons of FreeBSD and Linux coming to the conclusion that FreeBSD is slower. Until you look under the hood and see that both are tested in a configuration with a desktop environment. Or the good old ZFS tests that were coming up with nonsensical results because of gross misconfiguration and/or total lack of understanding how the FS works... But hey, the click/ragebait is on point in both these cases!