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> Eventually they figured out that language served a different purpose inside the bond market than it did in the outside world. Bond market terminology was desi
by oblio 8mo ago
> Eventually they figured out that language served a different
purpose inside the bond market than it did in the outside world. Bond market
terminology was designed less to convey meaning than to bewilder outsiders.
Overpriced bonds were not "expensive" overpriced bonds were "rich," which
almost made them sound like something you should buy. The floors of
subprime mortgage bonds were not called floors--or anything else that might
lead the bond buyer to form any sort of concrete image in his mind--but
tranches. The bottom tranche--the risky ground floor--was not called the
ground floor but the mezzanine, or the mezz, which made it sound less like a
dangerous investment and more like a highly prized seat in a domed stadium.
A CDO composed of nothing but the riskiest, mezzanine layer of subprime
mortgages was not called a subprime-backed CDO but a "structured finance
CDO." "There was so much confusion about the different terms," said Charlie.
"In the course of trying to figure it out, we realize that there's a reason why it doesn't quite make sense to us. It's because it doesn't quite make sense."
The Big Short by Michael Lewis, page 101.
- astrange 8mo agoI thought a mezzanine was when you go see a movie at noon.
- mikrl 8mo agoThat’s a martingale you’re thinking of
- Paracompact 8mo agoActually, I think he's referring to the resplendent angel of the Kabbalah, Metatron. In the Jewish canon, Metatron is a big film buff.
- thenobsta 8mo agoMegatron is also a film buff and the enemy of Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime flies well above the mezzanine.
- vermilingua 8mo agoI believe that’s a matinee
- rawgabbit 8mo agoThe mezzanine is the drink with the worm in it; after you get "mezzed", you feel like the worm is eating you from the inside.
- ahoka 8mo agoNo, that’s mescaline (Spanish for tequila).
- rawgabbit 8mo agoIt was my attempt at a joke.
- overcrowd8537 8mo agowoosh
- ludicrousdispla 8mo agoClose, it's the part of the cinema where you can purchase popcorn and soft drinks.