Hard to know if this is itself slop or self-aware intentional slop to make a point. The "GALLONS OF SLOP GENERATED" counter suggests some intentionality, and t

Hard to know if this is itself slop or self-aware intentional slop to make a point. The "GALLONS OF SLOP GENERATED" counter suggests some intentionality, and the "Everything seems to be working. Probably a glitch in our monitoring." caption on the status page maybe suggests that is also intentional.