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I got a puppy. Then everyone wanted to talk to my puppy.

• resonious 8mo ago
  Same here but with human children.
  • lupire 8mo ago
    How did you get human children?
    • johnnyanmac 8mo ago
      Hospital has plenty. The key is coming in after hours.
      • lelanthran 8mo ago
        Morgue too, for both assertions above. (okay, that joke was tasteless, but admit it - you probably giggled before you remembered to be horrified)
    • damnitbuilds 8mo ago
      Talking to the right women.