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OK, I"m down. Please write your congress member about this, there's around 10 millions of us so it's gonna be quite an operation.

• JasonADrury 8mo ago
  Pretty sure Trump would be more than glad to deliver you to the promised land of Florida, or something. It's probably enough to just write the US embassy and ask them to arrange Aliyah to Palm Beach.
  • weatherlite 8mo ago
    Nope, its not enough to write the US embassy they wouldn't hand me over a visa definitely not anything permanent (which seems to be your idea right ? you're talking about permanently 'relocating' the Israelis). Any other ideas ?
    • JasonADrury 8mo ago
      I literally just asked ChatGPT and it says very explicitly that Mike Huckabee will fly you to the US on his personal jet and hand you a green card if you just show him that you've been circumcised and promise to do a little proselytizing.
      • weatherlite 8mo ago
        Ah that's great news especially since your mom prefers circumcised! Though she has become less picky as she's aged.
        • JasonADrury 8mo ago
          She did marry a jew who eventually fathered me, so yeah. I would at least assume it wasn't a problem for her. The reality is that jews elsewhere on the planet also have to pay the price for what you guys do.