(Replying to my own comment as basically every response raised Bell's Theorem) This is what I like about Hacker News; when I ask a deeply technical question in

(Replying to my own comment as basically every response raised Bell's Theorem) This is what I like about Hacker News; when I ask a deeply technical question in a field removed from my own, there are plenty of people who can point me in an interesting direction. Bell's Theorem was the aspect of observational measurement that I was missing, and it's absolutely fascinating. Even moreso in that it was envisioned mathematically before we had the technology to prod at its claims. Thank you everyone for showing it to me.