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I will start making a list for linux then. rm - ok for all ages. grep - 18+, you can obviously use this to search for porn. find - 18+, see grep. reboot -
by nlitsme 7mo ago
I will start making a list for linux then.
rm - ok for all ages.
grep - 18+, you can obviously use this to search for porn.
find - 18+, see grep.
reboot - ok for all ages.
echo - ok for all ages.
cat - 18+, prints the porn you found directly to your terminal.
sudo - 18+, obviously.
kill - ok for all ages. This is the US, right.
ps - 18+, no peeping at other processes.
- hansvm 7mo agorm - between -i and -r this is just a less efficient way to search for porn reboot - you never know what the sysadmin might have loading on boot, unsafe as it could load porn echo - ASCII art would like to have a word kill - I know the US will have mixed feelings, but communicating with other processes might allow them to send you porn
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- Mordisquitos 7mo ago> echo - ok for all ages. > cat - 18+, prints the porn you found directly to your terminal. Sound good in theory, until you realise that any teenager knows perfectly well how to trivially get around the lack of `cat` to read their terminal smut: $ while read -r LINE; do echo $LINE; done <my_porn_file.sext
- noisy_boy 7mo agoI am sick and tired of these teenagers and their sharing of bash oneliners on insta.
- LoganDark 7mo agoObviously the solution is to ban their use of all social media so those pesky bash oneliners can't be shared in the first place!
- bluehatbrit 7mo agoAbsolutely not, that would prevent profits to big political donors. Instead we should ban bash oneliners, or ID gate them. No loops or pipes (etc) unless you've handed over government issued ID.
- LoganDark 7mo agoThen we can build a centralized database of government IDs and use them to make deepfakes, send spam in the mail and perform identity theft. Genius!
- sk5t 7mo agoSimply require per-use parental consent for fopen.
- RGamma 7mo agocat ~= rev | rev. Are all isomorphisms also 18+? Does it spread to | or rev?
- deleted 7mo ago[deleted]
- casey2 7mo ago>reboot - ok for all ages. I'm not so sure, who knows what woke UEFI and edgy motherboard vendors are putting up as splash screens these days. And the law doesn't even consider those since they aren't part of the OS!
- medi8r 7mo agoed - 45+ nostalgics only
- al_borland 7mo agorm needs to be 18+, kids could use it to cover their tracks.
- fusionadvocate 7mo agoThe absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
- owl_vision 7mo agofsck - 18+ obviously can't just fsck around filesystems
- pamcake 7mo agofsck around and find out
- Perepiska 7mo agoecho "porn"