Um... > "Hermione, stop juggling those Bertie Bott’s—listen!" > “…and I’m tellin’ ya, pardner, I never laid eyes on that ornery varmint,” > “Team, I just hea

Um... > "Hermione, stop juggling those Bertie Bott’s—listen!" > “…and I’m tellin’ ya, pardner, I never laid eyes on that ornery varmint,” > “Team, I just heard about the Great Beige Sweater Incident—my new sister-in-law’s gift got dyed!