This is almost hilarious if it there weren't so much foreboding. It's like everyone seeing the comic book ad and wanting to mail-order an alligator. "It's fine

This is almost hilarious if it there weren't so much foreboding. It's like everyone seeing the comic book ad and wanting to mail-order an alligator. "It's fine. We can keep it in the bathtub—away from the kids and pets."