At the same age I was using the school's phone bill to phone beer companies and request they send me beer mats, so I could swap them with other kids in the play

At the same age I was using the school's phone bill to phone beer companies and request they send me beer mats, so I could swap them with other kids in the playground. And they did, which seems a little off these days. Reading this I wish I'd set my sights higher, figuratively and literally!