Critically, that's not the question that was asked. It's not "My car is 50m away", it's "The Car Wash Is 50 Meters Away" Which hopefully explains why everyone

Critically, that's not the question that was asked. It's not "My car is 50m away", it's "The Car Wash Is 50 Meters Away" Which hopefully explains why everyone is assuming that "washing your car" does in fact mean "taking your car to the car wash"