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Sounds like a new remit for the NRO. Park a billion dollar satellite over an area to keep an eye out for petty vandalism. Then the sheriffs office can team up w
by andwur 8mo ago
Sounds like a new remit for the NRO. Park a billion dollar satellite over an area to keep an eye out for petty vandalism. Then the sheriffs office can team up with Space Force: papers will be served immediately by LEO MIRV deployment, which may also count as execution depending on visibility and aim on the day.
/s - but it wouldn't surprise me at the rate things are going.
- monksy 8mo agohttps://www.wsfa.com/2026/02/07/police-use-drone-technology-catch-serial-pooper-public-park/ https://www.wsfa.com/2026/02/07/police-use-drone-technology-...
- xarope 8mo agowill you stop giving these folks ideas on how to spend more tax payers money? /s (but not really)
- bob1029 8mo agoWe've already got this and it's maybe more capable than you'd think. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARGUS-IS https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARGUS-IS
- mentalgear 8mo agoI just have to say: this whole thread is great absurd comedy - I don't think I have laughed at something on HN that much before :).