Nope. Parachutes are too expensive to waste on these losers. Give them all backpacks. Tell them the backpacks are parachutes. EDIT: Link to old but good joke [

Nope. Parachutes are too expensive to waste on these losers. Give them all backpacks. Tell them the backpacks are parachutes. EDIT: Link to old but good joke [0] provided for context. [0] https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/16imt2f/long_an_old_joke_but_a_good_one/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/16imt2f/long_an_old_...