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> We need to see hundreds of life-in-prison sentences by the end of 2029 Best we can do is a couple dozen golden parachutes.
by butterbomb 8mo ago
> We need to see hundreds of life-in-prison sentences by the end of 2029
Best we can do is a couple dozen golden parachutes.
- mystraline 8mo agoSure, give them the golden parachutes. Put a few holes in them, then make them jump.
- doodlebugging 8mo agoNope. Parachutes are too expensive to waste on these losers. Give them all backpacks. Tell them the backpacks are parachutes. EDIT: Link to old but good joke [0] provided for context. [0] https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/16imt2f/long_an_old_joke_but_a_good_one/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/16imt2f/long_an_old_...