Sure, any wannabe-but-not-entirely-educated World Leader would love to own Greenland. And why not? It's strategically located, rich in natural resources, and..

Sure, any wannabe-but-not-entirely-educated World Leader would love to own Greenland. And why not? It's strategically located, rich in natural resources, and... Until, well, you actually visit the place and realize that 95% of its surface area is pretty much inhabitable and its population centers are pretty much indefensible, on account of being, well, fishing villages.