I don't want to put OP on blast here, but this is unfortunately just complete slop writing. The points being made are fine, I think, but look, if it's faster f

I don't want to put OP on blast here, but this is unfortunately just complete slop writing. The points being made are fine, I think, but look, if it's faster for you to generate than it is for us to read, I think this qualifies as denial-of-service-lite.