My shirts are stolen by my children so they can wear "daddy shirts" which are way too big; they got me a gigantic 5XL shirt labelled "Daddy's Daddy Shirt" for m

My shirts are stolen by my children so they can wear "daddy shirts" which are way too big; they got me a gigantic 5XL shirt labelled "Daddy's Daddy Shirt" for my birthday to give me the same experience.