Agile helps because you say yes to everything, but you give people a timeline. For example: Sure, Mr./Ms. Project Manager this can work in offline mode, but t

Agile helps because you say yes to everything, but you give people a timeline. For example: Sure, Mr./Ms. Project Manager this can work in offline mode, but that story is worth 46368 points. At the current rate of 50 points a week, it will take the team approximately 18.6 years to complete. Do you really want us to start working on it, or should we think of another way to make this work?