This is hilarious. Unfortunately not entirely fake. I myself had an totally unqualified idiot to do a security audit on a TLS implementation. He probably came f

This is hilarious. Unfortunately not entirely fake. I myself had an totally unqualified idiot to do a security audit on a TLS implementation. He probably came from web security audits and insisted to get mime checks for the private and public keys. Ha! These keys where files on disc. I told him he was wrong. Management was helpful to bypass the idiotic parts.