This is pretty much what I expected they'd do, but with the over obvious humour turned down and the sarcasm turned up to 11. It's definitely not an apology, and

This is pretty much what I expected they'd do, but with the over obvious humour turned down and the sarcasm turned up to 11. It's definitely not an apology, and they did cherry pick the judges quotes very nicely. Did anyone seriously expect Apple to be contrite?