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You won't be on the beach when you get turned into paperclips. The machines will come and harvest your ass. Don't click here: https://www.decisionproblem.com/

You won't be on the beach when you get turned into paperclips. The machines will come and harvest your ass. Don't click here: https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/ https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/

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octernion 9mo ago
having played that when it came out, my conclusion was that no, i will definitely be able to be on a beach; i am too meaty and fleshy to be good paperclip
- jacquesm 9mo ago
  Sorry, we need the iron in your blood and bone marrow. Sluuuurrrrrpppp.... Enjoy the beach, or what's left.
  - dwaltrip 9mo ago
    Much better sources of iron are available. More likely we get smooshed unintentionally as they AIs seek those out.
    - jacquesm 9mo ago
      We need it all... oh, wait, you're not silicon... sluuuuuurrrrpp...
falcor84 9mo ago
I don't get it - if they're coming for me anyway, then why would I need to move my ass from my beach chair?