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that was precisely my reaction as well. phew machines will deal with the timestamp issue and i can just sit on a beach while we singularityize or whatever.

• jacquesm 8mo ago
  You won't be on the beach when you get turned into paperclips. The machines will come and harvest your ass. Don't click here: https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/ https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/
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  • octernion 8mo ago
    having played that when it came out, my conclusion was that no, i will definitely be able to be on a beach; i am too meaty and fleshy to be good paperclip
    • jacquesm 8mo ago
      Sorry, we need the iron in your blood and bone marrow. Sluuuurrrrrpppp.... Enjoy the beach, or what's left.
      • dwaltrip 8mo ago
        Much better sources of iron are available. More likely we get smooshed unintentionally as they AIs seek those out.
        • jacquesm 8mo ago
          We need it all... oh, wait, you're not silicon... sluuuuuurrrrpp...
  • falcor84 8mo ago
    I don't get it - if they're coming for me anyway, then why would I need to move my ass from my beach chair?