Translation... I already own an IPad (may be several of them), I am insecure to read about other options out there because their advantages may make my device l

Translation... I already own an IPad (may be several of them), I am insecure to read about other options out there because their advantages may make my device look like lacking and hence I become a stupid consumer. For me to be considered a smart consumer, I should constantly remind the rest of the population how awesome my IPad is.