Amusing set of definitions from the article: Cloud - Fire your systems people and ditch your comms room! Big Data - Parse Twitter in order to learn how to rea

Amusing set of definitions from the article: Cloud - Fire your systems people and ditch your comms room! Big Data - Parse Twitter in order to learn how to read your customer's minds! NoSQL - Stop paying Oracle! Functional - We couldn't get good enough at mainstream programming languages so we switched to something more difficult!