Somewhere in Paris, a phone laying on a glass table started vibrating and was picked up by a mysterious person who answered, with a thick French accent: "Yes?".

Somewhere in Paris, a phone laying on a glass table started vibrating and was picked up by a mysterious person who answered, with a thick French accent: "Yes?". In all seriousness to me this is still within the bounds of "a Tuesday" in the BTC space. Stranger things have happened many times already.