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Which reminds me of Treehouse of Horror VII. "The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again! Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting

Which reminds me of Treehouse of Horror VII. "The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again! Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka... ... Bob Dole!"

EvanAnderson 9mo ago
"It's a two party system. You have to vote for one of us." I think about this episode so much. It has lived rent-free in my head for decades. I pronounce Clinton and Dole's names in the Kodos and Kang voices. >sigh<
- DamnInteresting 9mo ago
  > I think about this episode so much Same. "Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate." "Go ahead, throw your vote away! Hahahahahaha!" (Ross Perot punches his hat)
  - DamnInteresting 9mo ago
    See also: "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos"
ChrisArchitect 9mo ago
..we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom. Classic.