I've seen it. They'd have to rewrite the abstract, state an actual result, prove it and rewrite everything in between. The "paper" is just grammatically correct

I've seen it. They'd have to rewrite the abstract, state an actual result, prove it and rewrite everything in between. The "paper" is just grammatically correct but non-sensical glibberish from start to end. If a referee accepts this paper conditionally, he might as well accept a blank page on condition that the author will put something there.