Not just Charlie Brown. The entire cast of the comic. * Charlie Brown will never talk to the Red Haired Girl. His kites will always be eaten by a tree. He'll n

Not just Charlie Brown. The entire cast of the comic. * Charlie Brown will never talk to the Red Haired Girl. His kites will always be eaten by a tree. He'll never win a baseball game. He'll never kick the football. He has abominably low self-esteem. * Lucy's infatuation with Schroder is clearly one-sided; likewise Peppermint Patty / Charlie Brown; also Sally/Linus. * Snoopy will never get the Red Baron, nor enjoy publishing success * Linus will never stop believing in The Great Pumpkin and is disappointed every year. Probably loads more. The comic is about losers, and losing.