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If your cats picked up a fork, it would be to eat you after they killed you in your sleep; but, I could see how that could be considered “scratching an itch.”

• hugeBirb 9mo ago
  Maybe that's why they try to sleep directly on my neck every night. Always plotting something
  • garciasn 9mo ago
    They’re not kneading you; they’re tenderizing the meat.