That this even has to be clarified is just a joke. I mean if I buy an oscar statue off Ebay, how many Oscars do I have? Zero. I have an oscar Statue. But no on

That this even has to be clarified is just a joke. I mean if I buy an oscar statue off Ebay, how many Oscars do I have? Zero. I have an oscar Statue. But no one cares how many Oscar Statues actors get. They care how many times they were awarded. Wasn't there a similar story about some bravery medal (purple heart)?`