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They can say whatever they want but Usain Bolt gave me his gold medal so now Im the fastest 100m runner in the world

by bad_haircut72 9mo ago

semicolon_storm 9mo ago
Sorry you got scammed, FIFA awarded me their 100m sprint gold medal so I'm the real fastest 100m runner in the world
- tombert 9mo ago
  You guys are idiots. I got an entire TV network to tell everyone I’m the fastest 100m sprinter in the world so that title should belong to me.
  - treetalker 9mo ago
    Meters and seconds (AND THEREFORE SPEED AND ACCELERATION) are a CON JOB and CONSPIRACY of the RADICAL LEFT!!1! Thank you for your attention to this TRUTHING! covfefe
  - Jamesbeam 9mo ago
    I just revised all the footage from the birds in your area and couldn’t find any proof of your claims. Lying to the Bird Intelligence Agency is a Feral catcrime.
    - tombert 9mo ago
      The birds, who many people are saying aren't even real, are SPREADING LIES from the RADICAL LEFT claiming I can't run 100 meters!
- lostlogin 9mo ago
  FIFA did themselves a solid punch in the face with that one. And to make it better, Trump kind of presented it to himself. Amazing. Key bit at about 35 seconds in. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/jan/18/embarrassment-fifa-donald-trump-peace-prize https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/jan/18/embarrassme...
  - throw-the-towel 9mo ago
    He presented it to himself? How Napoleonic!
  - pjc50 9mo ago
    FIFA were using it to get an anti corruption investigation cancelled. And the world cup and FIFA corruption are safe from Trump interference. Worked for them.
andreygrehov 9mo ago
But if Usain Bolt truly believed that you were better than him and indeed gave you the medal, then maybe you really were the fastest runner in the world?
- danillonunes 9mo ago
  This would only take away credibility from Bolt. Specially for something that has so little subjectivity as "running fast". I this really happened the most likely case is that Bolt joined a cult and got brainwashed to believe the cult leader is faster than him.

They can say whatever they want but Usain Bolt gave me his gold medal so now Im the fastest 100m runner in the world

semicolon_storm 9mo ago

Sorry you got scammed, FIFA awarded me their 100m sprint gold medal so I'm the real fastest 100m runner in the world

tombert 9mo ago
You guys are idiots. I got an entire TV network to tell everyone I’m the fastest 100m sprinter in the world so that title should belong to me.
- treetalker 9mo ago
  Meters and seconds (AND THEREFORE SPEED AND ACCELERATION) are a CON JOB and CONSPIRACY of the RADICAL LEFT!!1! Thank you for your attention to this TRUTHING! covfefe
- Jamesbeam 9mo ago
  I just revised all the footage from the birds in your area and couldn’t find any proof of your claims. Lying to the Bird Intelligence Agency is a Feral catcrime.
  - tombert 9mo ago
    The birds, who many people are saying aren't even real, are SPREADING LIES from the RADICAL LEFT claiming I can't run 100 meters!
lostlogin 9mo ago
FIFA did themselves a solid punch in the face with that one. And to make it better, Trump kind of presented it to himself. Amazing. Key bit at about 35 seconds in. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/jan/18/embarrassment-fifa-donald-trump-peace-prize https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/jan/18/embarrassme...
- throw-the-towel 9mo ago
  He presented it to himself? How Napoleonic!
- pjc50 9mo ago
  FIFA were using it to get an anti corruption investigation cancelled. And the world cup and FIFA corruption are safe from Trump interference. Worked for them.

andreygrehov 9mo ago

But if Usain Bolt truly believed that you were better than him and indeed gave you the medal, then maybe you really were the fastest runner in the world?

danillonunes 9mo ago
This would only take away credibility from Bolt. Specially for something that has so little subjectivity as "running fast". I this really happened the most likely case is that Bolt joined a cult and got brainwashed to believe the cult leader is faster than him.