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Because it allows to you to work for six days, and rest on the seventh. Like God did.
by bayindirh 10mo ago
Because it allows to you to work for six days, and rest on the seventh. Like God did.
- batisteo 10mo agoI don't think He worked after the 6th day. Went on doing other pet projects
- ithkuil 10mo ago6 days to write a prompt. One day to unleash the agents in yolo mode
- kibwen 10mo ago² By the seventh day God had finished the work He had been doing; so on the seventh day He rested from all His work. ³ Then the on-call tech, Lucifer, the Son of Dawn, was awoken at midnight because God did not renew the heavens' and the earths' HTTPS certificate. ⁴ Thusly Lucifer drafted his resignation in a great fury.
- JoBrad 10mo agoIs this the TLS version of the Bible?
- MobiusHorizons 10mo agoI’m pretty sure that has been hidden from our eyes
- ithkuil 10mo agoI misread that as the LTS version of the bible
- mindcrime 10mo agoGilfoyle?
- GTP 10mo agoThis made my day :D
- encrypted_bird 10mo agoI just got home from a stressful day in retail (oh who am I kidding; every day is stress in retail) and this gave me a chuckle I really needed. Thank you.
- encrypted_bird 10mo agoNot my god. My god meant to go into work but got wasted and eventually passed out in the bathtub, fully clothed and holding a bowl of riceroni.
- Hamuko 10mo agoDidn't the Garden of Eden have a pretty massive vulnerability where eating one apple would give you access to all data on good and evil?
- pona-a 10mo agoStandard memory disclosure: the apple when eaten would be freed, but it would still be read, leaking its contents. Luckily its volume was low, so they couldn't exfiltrate all of it. But still, the heavens are closed for maintenance, pending a rewrite in Rust.