(Pedantry) I doubt the real Diogenes would have cared about jurisdictions, laws, countries or borders: Aristippus: if you'd learn to flatter the king, you woul

(Pedantry) I doubt the real Diogenes would have cared about jurisdictions, laws, countries or borders: Aristippus: if you'd learn to flatter the king, you wouldn't have to eat lentils Diogenes: if you'd learn to eat lentils, you wouldn't have to flatter the king