On the bright side, even after a hypothetical self-coup, he'd only have about a decade left: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46524296 https://news.ycombina

On the bright side, even after a hypothetical self-coup, he'd only have about a decade left: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46524296 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46524296 (that's actuarial expectation; it'd always be possible to be lucky and get an Andropov, but if you're looking to recycle cynical jokes I think the Brezhnev ones work better) May the Force be with you all.