I just keep the HSBC dongle on my keyring. Initially I was doing this so that it would break and I could order another one in disgust at how fragile it proved

I just keep the HSBC dongle on my keyring. Initially I was doing this so that it would break and I could order another one in disgust at how fragile it proved to be, and repeat until they got the idea. I have been utterly thwarted in this plan. The damn thing refuses to stop working.