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Hold on. In a few days we are going to find some narco-terrorists there as well.
by renegade-otter 10mo ago
Hold on. In a few days we are going to find some narco-terrorists there as well.
- abdusco 10mo agoIt has enough oil and gas reserves to warrant some freedom™. People there need democracy for God's sake!
- Y-bar 10mo agoThe whole meme of "America isn't a country, it's three corporations wearing a trench coat" seems to have been mostly correct, albeit that trench coat is starting to look a lot less like a modern trench coat and more like an actual Trench Coat.
- oneeyedpigeon 10mo agoThe Emperor's New Trench Coat
- kotaKat 10mo agoSome say Maduro's long-lost Danish cousin lives there.
- globalnode 10mo agoor wmd, or poor locals need saving from chemical weapons attacks from their own govt. the funniest spin i heard was some clown trying to say that by taking greenland the us would be strengthening nato!
- arethuza 10mo agoSpeaking of wmd - there are probably secret nuclear missile bases buried under the ice... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camp_Century https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camp_Century
- globalnode 10mo agonice find
- 10xDev 10mo agoHonestly, for a "terrorist" he was treated quite nicely. You would think there would have been photos of him captured with a black eye or something but it is just a picture of him holding a water bottle. Then they made the vice-president the new president. I feel like the Prime Minister of Greenland won't be treated as nicely.
- willis936 10mo agoThe president said the reason we toppled Venezuela was for oil. We're past false pretenses. His apparatus still comes up with the false pretenses, but it seems like it's more out of habit and stemming revolution more than acting on the president's behalf.
- ponector 10mo agoHave you seen how much white powder there is in Greenland? Make Greenland green again!