It is 2026, the year of The War of the Memes Office worker: Somebody set us up the bomb. Manager who chose Microsoft over the available alternatives: Main scr

It is 2026, the year of The War of the Memes Office worker: Somebody set us up the bomb. Manager who chose Microsoft over the available alternatives: Main screen turn on. Microsoft-labelled robot: All your files are belong to us Microsoft-labelled robot: You have no chance to survive make your time Microsoft-labelled robot (voice changed): We are the Bot. Lower your firewalls and surrender your data. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. Microsoft-labelled robot: Freedom is irrelevant. Self determination is irrelevant. Your archaic culture is authority driven. It has been decided that a single individual will be selected to speak for us. You have been chosen to be that voice. Manager (voice changed): I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many. I am the Bot.