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What my local secret service does is they rent various houses in a circle around their headquarters and order pizzas to them frequently. Mostly the pizzas are s
by RadiozRadioz 10mo ago
What my local secret service does is they rent various houses in a circle around their headquarters and order pizzas to them frequently. Mostly the pizzas are securely destroyed, but on days with large meetings they're transported from the houses to the headquarters via underground pneumatic tubes. I would have thought a similar DPS (Decentralised Pizza Strategy) would be employed in the US too, but I suppose they are not as tactically advanced in that area.
- toast0 10mo agoThe US doesn't do a lot of pneumatic food delivery, and the main tunnel[1] is both inappropriately placed for pentagon activities and inappropriately configured for pizza. Maybe you could do calzones, but calzones don't make a good work meeting. [1] https://www.wikibin.org/articles/alameda-weehawken-tunnel.html https://www.wikibin.org/articles/alameda-weehawken-tunnel.ht...
- franktankbank 10mo agoYou lost me at calzones. That is one way to poison an otherwise perfectly good tactic.
- OptionOfT 10mo agoCannelloni would be a better fit for the tubes.
- GauntletWizard 10mo agoRead more about the burrito tunnel here: https://idlewords.com/2007/04/the_alameda_weehawken_burrito_tunnel.htm https://idlewords.com/2007/04/the_alameda_weehawken_burrito_...