Don't know if this interests you, but many years ago I was at a gym, I put the laptop in a locker and later came back and it was gone. Someone must have seen me

Don't know if this interests you, but many years ago I was at a gym, I put the laptop in a locker and later came back and it was gone. Someone must have seen me key in the temp PIN. I reported what had happened and with a staff member, and so we then went through every locker (I didn't know how it'd help, seemed futile) but as it happened, someone had moved the laptop to another locker. To this day I regret not leaving some note in it, like "Yoohoo, you're now on film" and bustin his ass.