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Could be that the mushroom just temporarily interferes with the substances the elves put in our water supply to keep us in the dark?

• egypturnash 10mo ago
  s/elves/government
• joe8756438 10mo ago
  exactly, the real question is what the elves are doing while they’re unseen.
  • ok_dad 10mo ago
    They keep the universe running.
  • bell-cot 10mo ago
    Making toys, caring for reindeer, sleight maintenance, ... And spook work for His Jolliness' Secret Service, to keep their Naughty and Nice databases current.
  • johnea 10mo ago
    We should've asked Terence McKenna... It could be a subspecies of the "machine elves"...
    • blincoln 10mo ago
      This was my first thought as well. I've always been fascinated by written accounts of DMT triggering such oddly specific effects for users.
  • amarant 10mo ago
    I can answer the what, that parts easy! The real question is WHY they keep stealing my underwear and left-foot socks?
• eykanal 10mo ago
  This is some real antimemetics stuff here :) (https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/antimemetics-division-hub https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/antimemetics-division-hub if you're not familiar)
  • Tempatio 10mo ago
    Yeah the mushrooms are obviously an amnestic that lets you see the elves which are usually antimimetically cloaked.
  • febusravenga 10mo ago
    Amazing rabbit hole, thank you for link.