I like the end "Naturally Nokia killed the device, fired everyone on the project, slapped three buttons on the front, and called it the Lumia 800, Nokia's first

I like the end "Naturally Nokia killed the device, fired everyone on the project, slapped three buttons on the front, and called it the Lumia 800, Nokia's first Windows Phone." As a side note: I kinda do like it more w/o the software buttons...