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RING THEIR BELLS (aka "The Munchkin's Theme" ) (to the tune of "Jingle Bells") Slashing through the Orcs With a good two-handed blade Over corpses we go
by themaninthedark 10mo ago
RING THEIR BELLS
(aka "The Munchkin's Theme" )
(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Slashing through the Orcs
With a good two-handed blade
Over corpses we go
And through the gore we wade
Mace on helmet rings
Making bodies fly
What fun to sing our Slaying Song
And watch these suckers DIE!
https://hack.org/~mc/writings/hackerdom/ring-their-bells.text https://hack.org/~mc/writings/hackerdom/ring-their-bells.tex...
- khedoros1 10mo agoI think I found, and memorized, that about 25 years ago. There was a list of other songs in the file too.
- themaninthedark 10mo agoYes, I distinctly remember the lyrics in one with a line "Jack Frost ripping of your nose" but the quick Google just gave me Misheard lyrics....
- khedoros1 10mo agoThere was one "Walking through the graveyard at midnight" ("stitching up some zombies" ?) or something, with a necromancer collecting zombie parts. To the tune of "walking in a winter wonderland". Not what I was looking for, but I found these: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJtJNNXaEYrrZP99qBx-k6PPTewTmha-C https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJtJNNXaEYrrZP99qBx-k... From this guy's page: https://www.paperspencils.com/category/my-projects/dd-christmas-carols/ https://www.paperspencils.com/category/my-projects/dd-christ... Ah! I think I found the ones that I was thinking of: https://archive.org/stream/netbookofbardsongs/BardSongsNetBook.txt https://archive.org/stream/netbookofbardsongs/BardSongsNetBo... Nothing about Jack Frost or "ripping", unfortunately.