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Let's Windowsify it. "Welcome to your Volvo, let's get started" "Please wait while we prepare your car!" "Something went wrong."

• neogodless 10mo ago
  https://bobistheoilguy.com/forums/threads/if-microsoft-built-cars-joke.29495/ https://bobistheoilguy.com/forums/threads/if-microsoft-built... If microsoft built cars (joke) (2004) Possibly better reference: https://trillian.mit.edu/~jc/humor/WindowsVsCars.html https://trillian.mit.edu/~jc/humor/WindowsVsCars.html Comparing Microsoft Windows With Cars "If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon"
  • The_President 10mo ago
    Lol, a blast from the past. "You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off." Not too far from the current state of things. Arch Linux car would just be a pallet of raw materials with a link to a wiki.
  • The_President 10mo ago
    Add one more to that: put the car in the garage with a full tank to find out it has no gas when you take it out for a spin a week later.