Request URL has a query parameter with more than 64 characters? Fuck you. Request lives for longer than 15 sec? Fuck you. Request POSTs some JSON? Maybe fuck

Request URL has a query parameter with more than 64 characters? Fuck you. Request lives for longer than 15 sec? Fuck you. Request POSTs some JSON? Maybe fuck you just a little bit, when we find certain strings in the payload. We won't tell you which though.